Turning on the TAP: Total Automation Project

The Product: Fully Automatic Money Maker Program.
The Price: Free!
Dealerships: Also Free!

This program MAKES money, so why would we need to CHARGE anyone for it? If we want money we just run the program, we don't need to ask anyone for money! We've already GOT money and the program that makes it!

Do you have a lot of people on your mailing lists, or visiting your websites, to whom ignorance is bliss? Who do not want to understand the details of a complex business, but just want their computer to make them money?

Then this is the product for you! How does it work? They don't want to know. What does it do? They don't want to know.

Or if you really want to be confused with the details, OK, I'll spell it out for you:

How does it work? They run the program and cheques arrive in the mail. What does it do? It makes money as fast and efficiently as their computer possibly can, and every month the money they make is delivered to them in the form of a cheque.

Sorry to get so technical because like I said, this one is for dummies, the whole point is these people do not want to learn, they do not want to understand, IGNORANCE IS BLISS. All that this product does is relieve them of all the boring and complex details involved in making money, reducing the whole thing to just "run the program, collect the cheques from your snailmail box".

That is about as simple as it gets. Whats to know?

Good question, what IS there to know?

Well OK, you caught us out on that one. You DO have to know how to run a program on your computer, and you DO have to know what to do with the cheques when they show up at your doorstep. So OK, yeah, there IS something to know.

Oh come on, how does it REALLY work?!?!

OK, you asked for it... CLICK HERE FOR TECHNICAL OPERATIONAL DETAILS but don't say we didn't warn you that its mighty complex under the hood! The beauty of this baby is YOU NEVER NEED TO GO UNDER THE HOOD. Just run the program, collect the cheques. Thats all you need to know. But if you still aren't convinced, Check out our list of frequently asked questions, any questions you still have, others have probably already asked and the answer is probably right there!

OK, Sign me up!

Ah well thats where YOU come into it: we need dealers. Are you interested in handling this hot new product and receiving 10% of all the money that each of your customers make from the program? Including 10% of the percentages that they will make off of their customers and their customers customers all the way down the line if they too choose to become dealers? If so, inquire about our ALL FREE, IBM-APPROVED, MONEY-MAKER-DEALERSHIP OPERATING SYSTEM AND SOFTWARE. It is called Linux, and you can find out all about it by clicking the "powered by Linux" button on any of our pages.

Once you have our ALL FREE, IBM-APPROVED, MONEYMAKER-DEALERSHIP OPERATING SYSTEM (Linux) installed, drop us a line. You can use the "comment" button at the bottom of this page to do that any time, day or night, year round.

But if you are a TRUE-BLUE IBM USER, you probably already HAVE our ALL FREE, IBM-APPROVED, MONEYMAKER-DEALERSHIP OPERATING SYSTEM installed! That's right, IBM now ships its PCs with Linux already installed! So all you TRUE BLUE MONEYMAKER READY-TO-DEAL ahead-of-the-crowd rock-solid-sensible IBM-WITH-LINUX owners drop us a line right away, because you're the kind of discerning, visionary people we're looking for!

Join Our International Panel Of Experts

Are you a world-class marketting expert, financier, banker, minister of finance, or the like? A savvy, up-to-the-minute expert in your field, able to appreciate the potential of our program and its implications?

Do you have viable moneymaking techniques in your toolkit that are amenable to automation and could really hit their stride when combined with the massive parallelisation offered by the TAP (Total Automation Project) program? If so, drop us a line.

Employment Opportunities

We're always looking for more whiz-bang, super-duper, ultra-genius computer systems analysts, designers, and programmers to join the world-wide, distributed, open-source, open-architecture programming team of thousands that is constantly at work improving the ALL FREE, IBM-APPROVED, MONEYMAKER-DEALERSHIP OPERATING SYSTEM AND SOFTWARE (Linux). If you're in the field, I'm sure you've already heard how much the Linux team programmers make so hurry up and join the team! I'm sure you can well imagine how much even more lucrative than it already is the Total Automation Project program is going to become once YOU join the team, right? ;-) Because if you're not confident you can improve it, what for do we need you? So get your brain in gear, engage the challenge, and approach us with a proposal for a whiz-bang, sure-fire, 110%-guaranteed moneygathering algorithm and we'll talk!